Christmas is coming, the shops are closed and you still haven’t got presents for half your family. What to do? Fear not, us kind folk at UTAS have got your back with the this U’s themed Christmas gift guide!
Harry Potter Studio Tour.
Let your guides Samir Carruthers and his Girlfriend wizard your way around Hogwarts, Diagon Alley, and that purple bus in this fun tour. Dates: Every Saturday afternoon for the foreseeable future.
Adrenaline Driving Rush
Feel the awesome power of the BMW M4 alongside Jordan Slew as you try and hit 150mph on the A14. Requires full, clean driving licence. 17+
Hot Air Balloon Experience
Soar majestically above the clouds in a hot air balloon inflated with the excuses coming out of Darren Fergusons mouth. Leave the wife at home.
Gourmet Meal for Six at Midsummer House.
Your companion will be human dustbin Barry Fry, whilst enough food will be provided for six guests, the maximum number of attendees on this experience is two, due to Barry’s disgusting appetite.
Street Art Experience
Try to recreate the famous ‘Shaggy Is God’ mural on the wall of Coral’s with the famous street artist Shagsy. Spray paint provided (yellow only).
Escape Room
You and George Maris are locked in the Abbey Stadium boardroom. Solve the clues to get out before you’re forced into signing a contract extension.
Footgolf
Your instructor Greg Taylor will teach you the intricacies of this exciting new sport, a combination of football and golf. No experience is necessary as Greg will teach you how to hoof the ball as long and as hard as you can, with no need to consider accuracy.
Comedy Tickets for Two
In this experience some of the funniest stand up comedians tell how Peterb*ro conceded a last minute goal to Wycombe that kept them out of the playoffs on a PPG basis last season.
This article first appeared in Under The Abbey Stand Issue 5 – some physical copies still remain but you can also purchase a digital version of the fanzine in exchange for a small donation towards the running of the UTAS Podcast, Fanzine and Website www.undertheabbeystand.com/shop
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